Rene Descartes had a fetish for cross-eyed women.  He claimed the fetish stemmed from his childhood love being cross-eyed.

My childhood love wasn’t cross-eyed, which explains why I have a fetish for girls who aren’t cross-eyed.

The caruncula is the tiny little pink thing in the corner of your eye. 

It’s probably my sexiest body part.

The trademark holes found in Swiss cheese are called “eyes” in the cheese business.  They come from inconsistent pressing during production and have traditionally been a sign of imperfection.  Food historian Andrew Dalby says, “You can read medieval or early modern descriptions of cheese making in which you are specifically instructed to avoid them.”

With all due respect, Mr. Dalby… I would rather die than read a medieval book about cheese making.

The epicanthic fold is a skin fold of the upper eyelid that gives a large percentage of the world, including many East Asians, almond shaped eyes, in comparison to Caucasians’ (although given the relatively minute percentage of Caucasians in the world, it may be better to note how many Caucasians lack epicanthic folds).  It is hypothesized that the epicanthic fold is evolutionary as it protects the eyes from harsh UV rays, strong wind, and frigid temperatures.  To compensate for the lack of epicanthic fold, I have to wear mirrored goggles around all the time.