Delaware is the only state without a national park.

I wasn’t del-aware of that.

I don’t know what’s worse.  That pun.  Or the post’s useless title.

A man from Utah is a Utahn.   His wives would be Utahns.

People from Indiana are Indianians.

Another word that’s way too hard to say for the subject matter at hand.

People from Boston are Bostonians.   That’s not too hard to say. 

But try talking about people from Massachusetts, using the US Government Printing Office’s recommended demonym:  Massachusettsans.

It hurts to say.

People from Connecticut are Connecticuters.

Sounds like a tool used to fuse electrical wires together.

The US Government Printing Office reccomends calling people from Idaho, Idahoans.

Not that you’ll ever need to talk about an Idahoan.

Cops are sometimes referred to as Five-O because of the TV show Hawaii Five-O.  “Five-O” refers to Hawaii being the 50th state.

It also sounds a lot better than “Oklahoma Four-Six.”