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Venus Flytrap (11/2/10)

It is rare for a Venus flytrap to catch more than three prey in its lifetime.

I’ve been living in fear for nothing!

01:40 pm, BY smartestyear

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Elephants will kill you (9/13/10)

The saying “an elephant never forgets” is likely a variant of a Greek saying, “the camel never forgets an injury.”  Not to mention, elephants are trainable and retain a sense of territory or “home.” 

Crap.  Now I have to add the elephant to my list of animals that sound like serial killers.

Remember…. the elephant is thinking about what you did to it.  Forever.

12:00 am, BY smartestyear

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Cat Idiom #83…ish (4/26/10)

If you think about it, the expression, “there is more than one way to skin a cat,” is pretty messed up.  I mean, who skins cats?  And why so many ways?  I couldn’t find a definite origin of the phrase.  In 1678, a variant of the idiom was first published as “there are more ways to kill a cat than by choking it with cream.”  That’s weird.  Also, Mark Twain used the quote a couple hundred years later.  It’s also been said that the saying comes from a gymnastics move called “skinning the cat,” but I don’t really buy it.  The only thing I do know is that skinning a cat is a harbinger of becoming a serial killer.

05:28 pm, BY smartestyear


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