Soon, the Qur’an will join the ranks of Harry Potter.  On the ninth anniversary of 9/11, a church in Florida plans to hold an “International Burn a Qur’an Day”  (I think the “international” thing might be a bit overambitious on their part).  About the event, the church writes in its blog: “What is acceptable to today’s leadership becomes acceptable to tomorrow’s society.”   Yeah, good point. Let’s make sure the “leaders of tomorrow’s society” light books on fire whenever they have a problem.   Guess what?  It’s just a book. What a miserable way to honor those lost in the 9/11 tragedy.

By the way, in predominantly Islamic societies, a large number of people born blind become professional Qur’an reciters.  I’ll tell them to stay away from Florida lest they get burned.  Because the blind Muslim reciters are obviously the intolerant, violent ones.

Note:

Oh wait, the mastermind behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing was Omar Abdel-Rahman.  He was blind.

Well, at least I tried…

In some religions, including Islam and Judaism, the universe is categorized into seven levels of heaven.

Strangely, the crappy WB show “7th Heaven,” which centered around a Christian reverend and his billion children, had nothing to do with Islam.

Crap!   We all better go burn our DVDs of “7th Heaven.”  Oh, wait.  No one has a DVD of “7th Heaven.” 

So we would have to go out and buy a copy of the TV show to burn it.   Almost like a redneck and a Qur’an…

More tomorrow.

It has been brought to my attention that there’s a new fad diet: the baby food diet.  But this diet isn’t meant for babies.  It’s meant for fat adults.  Or even adults that just want to lose a few pounds.  The diet is pretty self-explanatory.  You stock up on some jars of Gerber, and eat one when you get hungry.  They are low calorie, and have lots of vitamins and other stuff.  But just wait one second. We can’t overlook the fact that this is the stupidest thing ever.  Just eat an apple.  Or a banana.  Or a piece of bread.  Or anything, just eat less of it.  Don’t look like a creep and walk around eating baby food.  Most people strive to lose weight to improve their images (the health benefit is just an added bonus).  In my mind, nothing hurts your image more than a grown man or woman slurping down some baby food.  It’s culinary pedophilia.  I don’t care if it’s convenient.  A baby’s diaper is convenient.  Why don’t we just all wear diapers around?  That may make you lose weight, because you’ll be scared of the consequences of eating.

Stupid Hollywood!