The white doves that are “set free” at some weddings are most likely just white homing pigeons.  Nice.  I don’t like pigeons.  They’re gross.  Might as well just release a bunch of white rats on my wedding day.

President James Buchanan was the only president to have never married.  He also tried to buy Cuba from Spain in order to expand slavery.  To make him look like an even bigger loser, his presidency was followed by Abraham Lincoln’s.  Historians consider Buchanan one of the worst, if not the worst, president ever.  As of 2010, he still can’t get a wife.

What a loser.

According to the Journal of Sex Research, the risk of infidelity decreases 4% for every year of a marriage.  Which makes a lot of sense as I would argue people get 4% uglier every year.