Maurice Sendak designed the monsters in his book, “Where The Wild Things Are,” as caricatures of his aunts and uncles.  The original concept of the book featured horses.  But Sendak had trouble drawing horses so he resorted to monsters.

Thank god.  How boring would that be?  

A farm.   That’s where the wild things would have been.

The playing fields of the World Cup are composed of grass developed in Manitoba.  Wow, I didn’t think a soccer fact could get any more boring…until I found out that the grass was Canadian.

A Snapple cap just told me that ‘Americans, on average, eat 18 acres of pizza a day.’   I maybe, maybe eat about 1 acre of pizza a day, definitely not 18.  I want them to bring me to this forest of pizza that we fatties are depleting so badly.  SAVE OUR PIZZA ACREAGE!