This is fun.  I was looking at a list of Presidential Pets, or First-Pets, or whatever cutesy name you want to call the animals that live at the White House.  There have been some good ones.  The early presidents often had horses and donkeys.  Thomas Jefferson had two bear cubs.  John Quincy Adams had an alligator.  James Buchanan had an eagle (the pinnacle of badass pets).  Benjamin Harrison apparently had opossums (the least badass pets).  Calvin Coolidge pretty much had a zoo.  But my favorite pets of them all were owned by John Adams.  John Adams had two dogs.  One was named Juno.  The other one was named Satan.

I won’t even ruin this by saying anymore. The guy had a dog named SATAN!  Brilliant!

“The nose print of a dog is like the fingerprint of a person – no two are alike. Get a good relief and you can identify your dog by the mark it leaves behind!” 

I’m guessing your dog’s face will help you distinguish your dog too. Or maybe its general appearance or its collar…  Maybe this fact is supposed to help me track my dog…or help the police if my dog committed a crime or something.  But I would have to rely on the fact that he used his nose to shoot a gun.  Wow!  I can identify my dog by “the mark it leaves behind!”  I don’t know about you, but my dog doesn’t walk around with ink on its nose pressing it up against things.  Or shooting people.