I’ve never really understood the saying, “you can’t have your cake and eat it too.” Of course I can. That’s what I do with my cake. Apparently the confusion comes from a distortion of the original 1546 quote, “wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?” The original saying meant, you can’t eat your cake and still possess a cake (because you ate it). Clearly, cake was a philosopher’s nightmare in the 1500s.
Schrodinger’s cake.
So nerdy.