Back in the olden days, it seemed like every powerful man had a mistress on the side.  Nowadays there are plenty of successful, powerful women.  I would love to be a male mistress.  But what are male mistresses called?  I couldn’t find it anywhere.  The closest answer I got was “lover” but that’s really not the same thing.  It’s a shame sexism prevents all genders from being skanks.  I just want to be a “mister.”