When it comes to badass security guards, Paul Blart doesn’t come close to Frank Wills.  Wills was the security guard who uncovered the break-in at the Watergate office building that started the Watergate Scandal.  After this historic event, Wills’s story is a very sad one.  He quit his position as a security guard after he didn’t receive a pay raise for his actions.  He was later convicted of shoplifting, and eventually died well under the poverty line in 2000.  He did something very honorable.  He could have probably just blackmailed Nixon and his comrades into millions of dollars and could be living the life of luxury on some island somewhere.  But he didn’t.  He stuck it to the man.  Unfortunately, the man stuck it back to him, harder and more viciously.  When it comes to sticking it to people, the man is hard to outstick.