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USA! USA! (1/5/10)

Because our orbit around the Sun is elliptical, Earth is closest to the Sun in January (the perihelion) and farthest away in June (the aphelion).  This may seem weird, but it’s because of our northern-hemisphere cockiness.  January is American for winter.  January is Australian for summer. Foster’s is Australian for beer.

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