Today, I used a hatchet to clear a hole in the ice of my frozen lake.  I lowered myself in, then immediately sprung back out of the icy water.  I think the pure force of my testicles instantaneously retracting into my body helped propel me out of the water.  According to the Mayo Clinic Online, hypothermia occurs when your body temperature drops below 95 degrees (F).  It is often accompanied by symptoms of “confusion or difficulty thinking,” “poor decision making, such as trying to remove warm clothes,” “a lack of concern about one’s condition,” “slurred speech or mumbling,” and “lack of coordination.”  Sounds like hypothermia could be a great social lubricant.  Creepy dudes need to stop trying to bring home drunk girls from bars, and instead set their sights on some hypothermic babes.